There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
Agnes Repplier (1855 - 1950)
Yesterday, one of my student called me,
Me: Hmm..(about to ignore her)
Student: Happy...err..(she looked at her friend sat next to her and said : Erm..Is our teacher is a mother? Her friend whispered: Not yet.Not yet)
Student: Sorry Mdm..We wished Happy Mothers Day to all our teachers but i forget that you aren't